Fantastic Friday: Humor Articles in Dragon (and other) Magazines

Back in the day of the dead-tree print edition of Dragon magazine, there were always two themed issues every year: every October issue was horror-themed and every April issue was humor-themed. They got a lot of pushback on the humor, so over time the joke articles died out, but I think there's a lot of gamable content in those, and most of them are only slightly more ridiculous than a game that already has a floating eyeball monster and fourteen different types of polearm.

As far as I can tell, here's a list of the humor articles in Dragon, Dungeon, The Strategic Review, and Polyhedron. As I find others, I'll add them in.

Year	Mon	Periodical	#	Article	Author	Pgs	Notes
1975	Aut	The Strategic Review	V1 #3	Monster Reference Table Addition, Hostile & Benign Creatures	Wesley D. Ives	3	Monsters: buydras, drolls, green granules, grifferees, hippygriffs, hobnoblins, umpyrs, weregamers
1976	Apr	The Strategic Review	V2 #2	Creature Features: The Denebian Slime Devil	Unknown	15	Monster: Denebian slime devil
1976	Oct	Dragon	3	The New Category: Jesters!	Charles Carner, William Cannon & Pete Simon	28-30	Class: Jester
1976	Dec	Dragon	4	Miscellaneous Treasure, Magic, Weapons, Artifacts and Monsters — Additions, Omissions, Corrections, Changes, Deletions, Variations and Otherwise Confusing Alterations	Gary Jaquet	21	Monsters: creeping crud, dice lice; Magic Items: potion of C2H5OH, ring of wedding; Spells: amnesia, armageddon, detect bs, egomania, kill with kindness, magic missile (Mark I), magic missile (Mark II), magic missile (Mark III), spell of (expletive deleted); Weapons: bi-labial fricative, breath of death
1977	Apr	Dragon	6	The Disenchanted Forest	Arthur J. Brear	26	Comic
1977	Jul	Dragon	8	So, You Want Realism in D&D?	Brian Blume	23	Article: calculating real-word characteristics
1978	Apr	Dragon	13	Silly Songs for D&D'ers	Stone	16-17	Humor: parody song lyrics
1979	Apr	Dragon	24	Narcisstics	Jon Pitchford; Darrel Plant	27	Monsters: male narcisstics (jocks), female narcisstics (groupies)
1979	Apr	Dragon	24	The Infamous Miscellaneous Monster	Rodford E. Smith	27	Monsters: the infamous miscellaneous monster
1979	Apr	Dragon	24	The Adventures of Monty Haul	James M. Ward	42	Fiction
1979	Jun	Dragon	26	Mugger!	Kevin Hendryx	31-32	Game
1980	Feb	Dragon	34	Disasters: As With All Else, A Matter of Degree	Jeff Swycaffer	50	Humor: the RHSN disaster scale
1980	Mar	Dragon	35	"The Lighter Side	Allen Hammack	5, 38	Magic Items: ring of three witches, cube of farce, carpet of frying, wand of lightening, robe of blending, rod of cancellation, brassiere of defense, manual of gollums, arrow of slaying, arrow of sleighing; Monster: minionions of Set
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Dragon Grumbles	Unknown	24	Humor: editorial
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Out in Limbo	Unknown	24	Humor: "letters to the editor"
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Enjoying Your Dragon	Barry Fowkes	25	Article: uses for a pet dragon
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: New Monsters to Scare You Silly	Various	26	Monsters: the DM; Keebler elves
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: The Tax Man Cometh	Kristan J. Wheaton	27	Article: taxes in games
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Meeting Demogorgon	Jeff Spitler; Roger Moore	28	Article: less famous last words
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Bazaar of the Ordinary	Unknown	28	Magic Items: shoes of walking; grounds of coffee; web of cob; caps of bottling
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: This Month's Module	Unknown	28	Adventure: one room dungeon
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Leomund's in a Rut	Unknown	29	Equipment: shower thongs, one-owner sneakers, dimestore loafers
1980	Apr	Dragon	36	The Dragon #36½: Sage Advice	Unknown	28	Humor
1980	May	Dragon	37	Leomund's Tiny Hut: Presenting... the Monties!	Len Lakofka	16	The Monty Haul Pantheon: Monty Haul (Mr. Excessive), Gilda Quicksilver, Vard-Meta-Ali (The Walking Face), Globkuz (The Putrid Pile), Perrynoyia (The Ghastly Visage)
1980	May	Dragon	37	How To Tell If You're In Or Out Of Love	Kevin Hendryx	50	Humor
1980	Dec	Dragon	44	Nothing But The Ho-ho-ho Truth	Douglas Loss	94	Discussion of Santa Claus in D&D (no stats)
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½: Dragon Mumbles	Unknown	14	Humor: editorial
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½: Out in Limbo	Unknown	14	Humor: "letters to the editor"
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½: Red Dragon Blues	Roger E. Moore	15	Humor: parody song lyrics
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½: The Character that Really Counts	Dean Coldham	15	Class: Accountant
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½: Real Life	Unknown	16-17	Game: "modern" roleplaying game
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½: Saturday Morning Monsters	Various	18-19	Monsters: Bugs Bunny; Daffy Duck; Popeye; Rocky and Bullwinkle; Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties
1981	Apr	Dragon	48	Dragon #48½	Various	20	Comic: Fineous Fingers meets Jasmine
1981	Oct	Dragon	54	Orcwardness	Ataniel Annyn Noel	77	Spells: p’un in-tendid, spontaneous superior joke, miasma nicotiniana, the dread Havana stench, power word: water, punch in the teeth, spell of reiteration, interruptus idioticus, distant honeymoon, pigskin worship, compulsory attendance of opera, miniature metal monster, illusion of total absolute universal wisdom, spell of anecdotage; Magic Items: pipe of reeking, junque fude, wand of celery, ring of engagement, ring of binding, the Lost Book
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine	Unknown	36	Humor: editorial
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine: Flight of the Boodles	Chuck Stoll	36	Game
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine: The Jester	Roger E. Moore	45	Class: Jester
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine: Diarmuid's Last Jest	Arthur Collins	48	Class: Bardic special ability
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine: Midgets in the Earth	Roger E. Moore	50	NPCs: Idi "Little Daddy" Snitmin (kobold fighter), Eubeen Hadd (halfling thief), Morc the Orc (orc idiot)
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine: Artist of the Month	Phil Foglio	52	Humor
1982	Apr	Dragon	60	Gaming Magazine: Dragon's Bestiary	Various	54	Monsters: valley giant; Donald Duck; the Tasmanian devil; the Martian; baseball bugbears; werebeaver
1983	Apr	Dragon	72	The True Story of File 13	Kim Mohan	47	Editorial
1983	Apr	Dragon	72	Tasteless Song of the Month: Valley Elf	Unknown	48	Humor: parody song lyrics
1983	Apr	Dragon	72	Duh Jock	Jon Mattson	50	Class: Jock (Fighter subclass)
1983	Apr	Dragon	72	Spells for Everyone	L. Creede Lambard; Jerry Stoddard	51, 49	Spells: monster summoning ½, Bigby's insulting hand, Wombat's tiny hut, feign death ½, comprehend languages ½, tongues ½, insect plague ½, summon thunderstorm ½, find the path ½, disappear ½, purify food ½, commune ½
1983	Apr	Dragon	72	Everything We Think You Need to Know About Sex in the AD&D World	Roger E. Moore	52	Humor
1984	Apr	Dragon	84	The Twofold Talisman - Adventure One: The Heart of Light	Various	43-53	Adventure: tournament module with groan-inducing puns and jokes, part 1
1984	May	Dragon	85	The Twofold Talisman - Adventure Two: The Ebon Stone	Various	43-52	Adventure: tournament module with groan-inducing puns and jokes, part 2
1985	Apr	Dragon	96	Nogard	Unknown	43-45	Adventure: high-level campaign-ending scenario
1985	Apr	Dragon	96	There Can Never Be Too Many Dragons, Right?	Various	45, 53	Monsters: "What's New?" dragon; quazar dragon
1985	Apr	Dragon	96	The Meanest of Monsters	Craig Kraus	46, 51	Monsters: killer dungeon master; sleep-inducing dungeon master
1985	Apr	Dragon	96	It Takes All Kinds…	Adda Littlemore	52-53	Article: races of the NEIGHBORHOOD OF FRED Fantastically Complete Game Setting™
1985	Apr	Dragon	96	Rules to Lose By	Roger Koppy	54	Class: Hopeless
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	Ultimists: The nadir of new classes	E. Gary Gygax	6-7	Class: Ultimists
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	Why Gargoyles Don't Have Wings (But Should)	David Collins	7	Essay
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	The Lighter Side of Encounters	Skip Williams	8-11	Humor Encounters from TSR Staffers' Campaigns
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	Punnishments to fit the crime	Frank Mentzer	11	Groan-inducing puns
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	Dungeonsongs	David Collins & Steve Schaeffer	21	Parody song lyrics
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	Excerpts From the BooK oF Mischievous Magic	Frank Mentzer	22-23	Magic items rejected from The Book of Marvellous Magic: awl of the above, awl inn, awl out, ball, foot, bottle of boos, can of spinach, canister of curses, censer of conduct, cheese of odors, cheese of vile odors, drum, bass, drum, snare, lute, cool hand, lute skywalker, pie of four-and-twenty blackbirds, pie of raspberries, pie of rhubarb, rattle of shaking and rolling, stocking of elf summoning, stocking of mystery, tarts of accusation, tarts of enticement, tarts of a summer's day, violin rack, yoke, practical
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	Dispel Confusion		24-25	Humorous Answers to Game Questions
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	"Zee Chef"	Bruce Heard	26-30	Class: Chef; Spells: cocoademon, conjure hunger & thirst, cream tarts, create condiments, create wine, dancing bites, edible glamour, explosive prunes, fast foods, food fight, food trap, fools foods, fry, gourmet touch, locate food, magic jam, mashmorph, pepper cloud, preserve food & drink, read culinary magic, simulacrumb, spaghetti curse, spectral smell, spice, spiritual tenderizer, stuff, sudden craving, transmute stone to jelly beans
1985	May	Polyhedron	23	The Male of the Species	Frank Mentzer	30	Monster: Emezons (male Amazons)
1986	May	Polyhedron	29	The Lighter Side of Encounters II	Skip Williams	6-8	Humor Encounters from TSR Staffers' Campaigns
1986	May	Polyhedron	29	The Camel's Nose	Michael D. Selinker	9-24	Adventure: Valley Elves accompany a talking camel to an oasis; Monsters: whirling dervish, werecamel
1986	May	Polyhedron	29	The Ecology of Tiamat the Dragon	Michael D. Selinker	25-	Ecology: the chromatic dragon
1986	May	Polyhedron	29	Fractured Spells	Rick Reid	26-27	Spellbooks: My Prayer Book, My Outdoors Handbook, Silly Spells for Sappy Sorcerers; Spells: continual lice, control temper 10' radius, defect magic, detect chum, detect snores and fits, dissect evil, exercise, fold person, Leopold's tiny mutt, neutralize person, pass without taste, purify fools and drunks, shenanigan, soap trick, unkind familiar
1986	May	Polyhedron	29	Gods of the Gamma World Game	James M. Ward	28-29	Gamma World Pantheon: Ren (Man of the Century), Grondor the Meek (A Radioactive Thing), Tubor the Unstoppable (Robot), Trask of the Green Silences (Intelligenc Plant), Whimper the Punished (Humanoid Mutant)
1986	May	Polyhedron	29	The Savage Sword of Lugnut the Barbarian	Roger E. Moore	30	Fiction
1986	Jul	Polyhedron	30	Fletcher's Corner	Michael Przytarski	23	Other half-race combinations
1987	Mar	Dungeon	4	Fluffy goes to Heck	Rick Reid	28-40	Adventure: the cute little dog Fluffy has been kidnapped; Magic Items: Heckronomicon, magical mirror; Spell: flesh to Rocky; Monsters: beatnik zombies, cow of ill omen, Darn (Duke of Heck), gummy worms, Jujubee (Demon of Heck), little devils, puppet of Heck, rabid gophers, soap dragon
1987	Apr	Dragon	120	Enraged Glaciers & Ghouls: Spells for Everyone: Part II	Alan Webster	10	Spells: air-water-fire walk ½, alarm ½, detect life ½, detect poison ½, dream ½, find traps ½, fly ½, haste ½, mind blank ½, move earth ½, neutralize poison ½, Smucker's transformation ½, speak with animals-plants-stone-monsters-dead ½, spell immunity ½, water breathing ½, wish ½
1987	Apr	Dragon	120	Enraged Glaciers & Ghouls: The Pun is Mightier Than the Sword	Steven P. King	12-13	Class: Jester special ability
1987	Apr	Dragon	120	Enraged Glaciers & Ghouls: The Ecology of the Picklebug	Rick Reid	14	Ecology: picklebug
1987	Apr	Dragon	120	Enraged Glaciers & Ghouls: Dining Out in the Hells	Jonathan Edelstein	16-17	Monsters: Ronnell Maughdonnell, Count of the Hells; nonservus (lesser devil)
1987	Apr	Dragon	120	Enraged Glaciers & Ghouls: Not Found in Any Stores!	James MacDougall	18	Magic Items: rod of lordly might-or-might-not; pipes of the brewers; manual of trendy and commercially-lucrative exercise; onyx ball; toothpicks of lightning; staff on strike-ing; gem of not-too-brightness; manual of plush golems
1987	Apr	Dragon	120	Enraged Glaciers & Ghouls: Urban Blight Made Easy	Rick Reid	22	Locations: Shippy's Bait and Tackle; Madame Zuza's Bread and Fortunes; Realm of Junk; Gristle's Butcher Shop; Bobo Watson's Chicken Emporium
1987	Jul	Polyhedron	36	On the Road to The Living City	Jean Rabe and Harold Johnson	26-28	NPC: Krinklespine (magic shop proprietor); Magic Items: +1 chaotic good short sword, crystal of warning, dragon teeth, eye of the eagle, flying carpet, gauntlet of ogre power, ring of two wishes, scroll of protection for lycanthropes, shoe of leaping and tumbling, unknown potions
1987	Aug	Dragon	124	New Front-End Alignments	Rich Stump	44	Alignments: chaotic crybaby (CC), chaotic diehard (CD), chaotic everywhere (CEv), chaotic hot-shot (CHS), chaotic stupid (CSt), chaotic suicidal (CSu), lawful bored (LB), lawful goody-goody (LGG), lawful idiot (LId), lawful ignored (LIg), lawful liar (LL), lawful serious (LS), neutral absent (NA), neutral confused (NC), neutral dietosser (ND), neutral montyhaul (NM), neutral puppet (NP), neutral self-centered (NSC), neutral woundwailer (NW)
1987	Sep	Dragon	125	Clay-O-Rama	Paul C. Easton		Game: played with Play-Doh
1987	Dec	Dragon	128	U 2 KAN ERN BIG BUX!	Lawrence R. Raimonda	86-88	Quiz to determine what sort of gamer you are
1988	Jan	Dragon	129	The Last Word	Gregg Sharp	104	Less famous last words
1988	Apr	Dragon	132	Bazaar of the Bizarre	Stewart Wieck	6	Magic item: chainsword +3
1988	May	Polyhedron	41	Fun in Games: Spells and Societies	Rick Reid	6, 30	Factions: Secret Sisterhood of Spellcasters; Spells for Fighters: draw blood, protection From blows, sack of holding, think
1988	Jun	Dragon	134	Bazaar of the Bizarre	E. Paul Tobin	42	Jester Magic items: blowgun of wild emotions, exalted book of ethnic humor, extendable band of enjoyment, hula-hoop of the Roller Hoopers, larynx of deafening, magical paddleboards, paddleboard of wondrous transformation, random-target daggers, skates of the Roller Hoopers, tome of the fool, tome of the humorous perspective, yp-yo of fate
1988	Jul	Dungeon	012	Huddle Farm	Willie Walsh	48-62	Adventure: halfling family feud
1989	Apr	Dragon	144	A Field Guide to Game-Convention Ornithology	Skip Williams	12-13, 15-18	Humor: gamer stereotypes
1989	Apr	Dragon	144	Cheating Made Easy	Jefferson Swycaffer	20-22	Article: cheating methods
1989	Apr	Dragon	144	Cheating Made Even Easier	Spike Y. Jones	24-25	Article: cheating methods
1989	Apr	Dragon	144	Claydonia Conquers the World!	Paul C. Easton	28-31	Game Expansion: for Clay-O-Rama
1989	Apr	Dragon	144	Still More Outrages From the Mages	John M. Maxstadt	32, 34, 37, 79	Magic Item: cylindrical scroll; Spells: find terrain; explosive familiar; invisible runes; wizard’s stalker; Bigby's interposing eye; remove hand; audible curse; hallucinatory glamer; burning mouth; locate hands; detect object; feign invisibility; Drawmij's instant death; magic summons; speak with mud; charm dead; water plant; stone breathing; affect shape; detect normal fires; wall of evil; transmute rock to stone; wall of missiles; minor globe of iron; monster invulnerability; fools summoning III; protection from normal gold
1989	May	Polyhedron	45	Fun in Games: Magic Items and Hermit Crabs	Rick Reid	26	Magic Items: ring of carrot protection (15' radius), ring of liquid cooling, ring of toothache control
1989	Jul	Polyhedron	46	Fifty Phrases: Quotes Players Fear Most	Vince Garcia	5	Fearsome DM Quotes
1989	Jul	Polyhedron	46	Junk Bonds	Mike Selinker	6-15	Adventure: Top Secret/SI mission to Hollywood to the set of the latest movie about lvan Lemming's secret agent, John Stock
1989	Jul	Polyhedron	46	The Living City: Skully's Bar and Bait	Halina Adamski	16-18	Locale: Skully's Bar and Bait; NPCs: Skully (8th-level human fighter), Mab Hardbutter (6th-level human thief), Erny the Mop (2nd-level/2nd-level dwarf fighter/thief)
1989	Jul	Polyhedron	46	The Living City: Embrol Sludge's Eatery and Shell Shoppe	Randall W. Lemon	19-22, 30	Locale: Embrol Sludge's Eatery and Shell Shoppe; NPCs: Embrol Sludge (5th Level human fighter), Radea (0-level half-aquatic-elf), Buddy (1st-evel human fighter)
1989	Jul	Polyhedron	46	The Bureaucrat: A New NPC for Your Cities	Jefferson Hankla	24-27	Class: Bureaucrat; Spells: blacklist, create bureau, create major law, create minor law, create office, create red tape, detect lie, entangle with red tape, fill in the form, find the file, lose the file, make coffee, sharpen pencil, stamp the form, summon form
1990	Apr	Dragon	156	(Not Necessarily the) Monstrous Compendium	Various	10-12, 14-15, 18-20	Monsters: blink wooly mammoth; death sheep; gello monster; killer spruce; man-drake; paper dragon; pigeontoad; pink dragon; tickler; tin golem; unicow; werelagomorph
1990	Apr	Dragon	156	Razznarock!	John M. Maxstadt	23-25	Adventure: more like a blurb, no actual adventure
1990	Apr	Dragon	156	Yet Even More (Gods Forbid) Outrages From the Mages	John M. Maxstadt	27	Magic Items: ring of spell "turning"; ring of Hunan influence; staff of striking (Local 531); candle of convocation; rug of mothering; omelet of the planes; medallion of EST; net of sneering; graffiti bottle; censor of controlling air elementals; hammer +3, dwarf thrower; helm of brilliance, 40 Watt; liar of building; robe of blending (Waring 3-speed); robe of useless items
1990	May	Polyhedron	51	The Caves of Confection	Rick Reid		Adventure: pastry-makers are under attack; Magic Items: bib of good eating, cook book of the dead, potion of appetite control; Monsters: bakery zombies, jinsu orcs, marshmallow harpy, pink (snack) dragon
1991	Apr	Dragon	168	How to Role-play in One Easy Lesson	Thomas Schlosser	10-12	Humor: role-playing advice
1991	Apr	Dragon	168	Merty's Manual of Magical Merchandise	Robin C. Ashmore; Michele Batter	15-16	Magic Items: Merty's marvelous marbles; Merty's mystic mustard; Merty's magnificent mattress; Merty's multiplanar mushrooms; Merty's mysterious mug; Merty's masterful mufflers; Merty's munificent matches; Merty's mmm-mmm! muskmelons; Merty's miraculous mistmaker; Merty's mud masque; Merty's masculine macho-musk; Merty's musical menagerie; Merty's magical markers
1991	Apr	Dragon	168	Bazaar of the Bizarre	William Wilson Goodson, Jr.	18	Magic items: mirror of sophistication; ring of ice; elixir of additional weaponry; elixir of reduction; scroll of transmutation; orb of distant viewing
1991	Mar	Polyhedron	58	With Great Power	Steven E. Schend	23-24, 31	Marvel Super Heroes Villain: Harlequin
1991	Aug	Polyhedron	62	The Jade Monkey	Carl Buehler	10-15	Adventure: a silly wizards' duel
1991	Aug	Polyhedron	62	Truly Tacky Treasure	Fran Hart	19	Tacky treasure items
1991	Nov	Dungeon	032	Pearlman's Curiosity	Willie Walsh	28-41	Adventure: residents of the town of Grinley Crossing seem to have gone insane
1992	Mar	Dungeon	034	Euphoria Horrors	Alan Grimes	8-20	Adventure: a little boy asks for help finding his friend
1992	Apr	Dragon	180	Your Basic Barbarian	Lee A. Spain	24-26	Article: role-playing stupidity
1993	Mar	Dungeon	040	Song of the Fens	J. Bradley Schell	8-17	Adventure: trolls can't carry a tune
1993	Apr	Dragon	192	"Don't You DARE!"	Spike Y. Jones	10-13	Humor: role-playing advice
1993	Apr	Dragon	192	What in the H…?	Raymond C. Young	15	Crossword
1993	Apr	Dragon	192	Band on the Run	Unknown	17-21	Humor: parody song lyrics
1993	Apr	Dragon	192	Weapons of Mass Destruction: On Sale Now!	Matthew Webber	23-26, 27	Spelljammer Weapons: Neg's wondrous power flail; Nimf's phlogiston fire-bombs; Dalla's mechanical lightning arc; Dori's buzz-bomb; Krith's crossbow blizzard
1993	Apr	Dragon	192	In Praise of One-Night (Gaming) Stands	Lee Sheppard	49-50	Humor: dungeoneering advice
1993	May	Dungeon	041	A Way With Words	Teeuwynn Woodruff and Tim Beach	28-35, 71	Adventure:
1993	May	Dungeon	041	Old Man Katan and the Incredible, Edible, Dancing Mushroom Band	Ted James Thomas Zuvich	58-70	Adventure: singing mushrooms in the swamp
1994	Apr	Dragon	204	Dance Steps for GW's SPACE HULK Game	Allen Varney	12-15	Game Expansion: dancing rules for SPACE HULK
1994	Apr	Dragon	204	Bard on the Run	das Fraulein	16-19	Humor: parody song lyrics
1994	Apr	Dragon	204	Potion Commotion	Raymond C. Young	20-21	Crossword
1994	Apr	Dragon	204	Arcane Lore	Matt Posner	22, 24	Spellbook: The Crazed Book of Mog; Spells: gain weight; wake-up call; Macho's uncontrollable hideous belching; Pelf's rancid arrow; hold portal open; hallucinatory murrain; wall of paper; teleport without awareness; power word kill rodents
1994	Sep	Dungeon	049	Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow	J. Bradley Schell	48-49, 24	Side Trek: dwarvish barber with an ulterior motive
1995	Mar	Dungeon	052	Welcome to the Krypthome	Samuel Heath	26-39	Adventure: wild magic and a series of unfortunate events
1995	Apr	Dragon	216	Bazaar of the Bizarre	Steven Miller	10-14	Spellbooks: Bringing Out the Wizard in You: A Twelve Step Program; Social Advancement Through the Selective Use of Charm and Disintegrate Spells; The Adventurer's Companion: A Do-It-Yourself Indestructible Spell Book; Magic Items: invisible ring; ring of destruction; ring of the eagle; ring of fashion; ring of ideas; ring of circular curses; ring of gender confusion; ring of impact; ring of kindness; ring of languages
1995	Apr	Dragon	216	Fuzzy Reviews	Spike Y. Jones	16-18, 20	Review: Fuzzy Heroes; Fuzzy Super Heroes
1995	Apr	Dragon	216	April Fool's Faxions	Tim Beach	22-24, 26, 28	Planescape Factions: The Beautification League; The Free Flora Collective; The Herbivorous Assembly; The Wizards of the Black Teddy; The Apathetic Alliance
1995	Apr	Dragon	216	Bards on the Run	Unknown	30-34	Humor: parody song lyrics
1996	Mar	Dungeon	058	A Bad Batch of Brownies	Lisa Smedman	22-31	Adventure: a newly-appointed druid finds his home forest a mess
1996	Apr	Dragon	228	Final Quest	Roger E. Moore	15-16	Ways characters have died; less famous last words
1996	Apr	Dragon	228	101 Uses for a (Wet) Blanket	Spike Y. Jones	21-22, 24	Article
1996	Apr	Dragon	228	The Dragon's Worstiary: Golems	Anne Brown	38-41	Monsters: chocolate golem; chia golem; plush golem
1996	Apr	Dragon	228	All in the Family	Bryan Hudson	42-45	Article: PC motivations with family
1996	Apr	Dragon	228	Rogue's Gallery: Gangsters of the Underdark	Keith “Pinball” Strohm	52-59	NPCs: Gnormahlenvaey “Squeaky” Catoneriehn (7th-level gnome thief), Vikhrumn “100 Gold” Coll (beholder), Brikhalna “Dutch” Ipprszhen (illithid businessman), Felyndiira “Mad Money” Shi'narrvha (12th-level mage/drow matriarch), Gray'shivnarien “The Fiddler” Taliain (11 th-level drow bard), Sir Elliot of Kness (14th-level paladin)
1996	May	Dungeon	059	Wedding Day	Paul F. Culotta	50-57	Adventure: a wedding and a jilted wizardly ex-boyfriend
1997	Aug	Dragon	238	Mommy Dearest	Lawrence R. Wenzel	8-14	NPC Class: Mother; NPC Prestige Class: Fairy Godmother; Spells: borrow magic, change diaper, detect worth, power word: middle name
1997	Aug	Dragon	238	Bard on the Run	Anonymous	23-27	Parody song lyrics
1997	Aug	Dragon	238	Gangsters of the Underdark: Waterdeep's Most Wanted!	Keith Francis Strohm	34-40	NPCs: Da Pen (Underdark Godfather), “Tommy Gun” Tortello (exclaustrated 7th-level Monk), Master Furli (4th-level squire (fighter)), Vanyard “The Fox” (9th-level thief [investigator[), Danna the Skull (9th-level necromancer [anatomist])
1997	Sep	Dungeon	064	The Mad Chefs of Lac Anchois	Jennifer Tittle Stack	64-74	Adventure: giant chefs require special ingredients
1998	Dec	Polyhedron	133	Stench Kow Recipes	William James Cuffe	11	Humorous recipes for the cattle of the lower planes; updates stench kine stats to AD&D2
1998	Dec	Polyhedron	133	The Gentle art of Foodomancy	Kurt Samson	20-21	Humorous recipes for monsters
1999	Sep	Dungeon	076	A Day in the Market	Kevin Carter	30-32	Side Trek: an ooze consumes a wand of wonder and “burps” magical effects
1999	Dec	Dragon Magazine Annual	4	Nods of the Shop Table	Jolly R. Blackburn, Aaron Williams, John Kovalic	14	Comic
2000	Apr	Dragon	270	Arcane Lore - Greyhawk Grimoires	Robert S. Mullin	60-62	Spellbook: Zagig's Comedicon; Spells: Zagig's canned laughter; Zagig's amusing alteration; Zagig's gender shift
2000	Apr	Dragon	270	Giants in the Earth: Nodwick & Company	Aaron Williams	86-90	NPCs: Artax (7th-level human wizard), Yeagar (8th-level human fighter), Piffany (8th-level human cleric), Nodwick (21st-level henchman)
2001	Apr	Dragon	282	The Outgoing Goblin's Guide to Gaming Etiquette	Jeff Vogel	30-33	Gaming etiquette
2001	Apr	Dragon	282	Bard on the Run	Michael Dean	42-43	Humor: parody song lyrics
2001	Apr	Dragon	282	D&D Personal Ads	Tony Moseley	50-53	Amusing guide to writing D&D advertisesments
2001	Apr	Dragon	282	Heroes of the Underdork: The Muskrat	Phil Masters	54-55	Race: Muskrat
2001	Apr	Dragon	282	Snack Monsters	Mike Mayer	56-59	Monsters: pizza slice; gummi bear; lurking dorito; jolly rancher; pepsoid
2002	Apr	Dragon	294	Adding Insult to Injury	Robin D. Laws	58-62	Reputation and Repartee system; Feats: bully; cunning wit; diplomat; enhanced reputation; face in the crowd; rapier wit; scathing wit; shatter confidence; sly; sterling reputation; thorny reputation
2002	Apr	Dragon	294	Bazaar of the Truly Bizarre: Rummage Sale	Ed Stark	80-82	Equipment: flaming shield; ready-drink helm; extension spear; stilt boots; extender; gnome backpack; false hook
2002	Apr	Dragon	294	Gamers Vs. Girlfriends: No honey… I'm At the Store	Cory Herndon	84-85	Monster: significant other
2002	Apr	Dragon	294	Gamers Vs. Girlfriends: Did You Say Elf Maidens?	Jill Stark	84-85	Advice: gaming with your significant other
2002	Apr	Dragon	294	Play With Your Feats	Mat Smith	86	Feats: dodge food run; evade chipping in; snatch last soda; lightning dibs; repeat die roll; avoid random damage; seat jockey; avoid bookkeeping; adjust miniature
2004	Apr	Dungeon	109	The Devil Box	Richard Pett	57-75	Adventure: friendly kobolds and a freak show
2005	Jan	Dungeon	118	Box of Flumph	Tim Hitchcock	16-31	Adventure: a flumph mailed in the postal system
2005	Apr	Dragon	330	Gaining Prestige - The Jester	Richard Pett	74-77	Prestige Class: Jester
2005	Apr	Dragon	330	Class Acts: Commoner - Flaws for Commoners	Ted Ragonstaff	87	Flaws: chicken infested; corpse; delicious; dirt farmer; incomprehensible accent; nagging cough; peasant hat; pig bond; unimportant NPC; weresheep; XP farm
2005	Apr	Dungeon	121	Campaign Workbook: The Dungeon - 100 Useless Items	Richard Pett	100-101	Mundane items
2006	Apr	Dragon	342	The Ecology of the Adventurer	Tony Moseley	60-65	NPC: Morgan Ironwolf (human); Feats (for kobolds): bad decision; dying shriek; elf; volunteer
2006	May	Dungeon	134	Campaign Workbook: The City - 50 Unexpected Events	Richard Pett	98-99	Weird occurrances
2007	Jan	Dungeon	142	Campaign Workbook: The Dungeon - 100 Even Less Useful Items	Richard Pett	90-91	Mundane items
2007	Apr	Dragon	354	The Great Modron Month	Erik Mona	8	Editorial
2009	Apr	Dragon	374	Preview: The Witchalok	Jerry Holkins	1-3	Class: Witchalok (Warlock subclass)
2009	Apr	Dragon	165	2-1/2: Fool's Grove	Logan Bonner and Chris Sims	1-10	Adventure
2012	Apr	Dragon	410	Bazaar of the Bizarre: Thingamajigs of the Barrier Peaks	Dave Chalker	16-22	Magic Items: powered armor; blaster rifle; chainsaw sword; laser pistol; needler pistol; confusion ray; blue communicator; jet pack; gray security card; wheely sled; singularity grenade; sleep grenade; Malfunction Rules
2013	Apr	Dungeon	213	Owlbear Run	Chris Perkins and Steve Townshend	1-28	Adventure: an overland race involving tamed owlbears
2013	Apr	Dragon	422	Winning Races: Tinker Gnomes	Daniel Helmick	9-13	Race: Tinker Gnome

Changelog
2023-05-24: Added Dungeon articles and adventures.
2023-05-29: Added Polyhedron #23, 29, 30, 36, 51 articles and adventures.
2023-05-31: Added Polyhedron #62, 133 articles and adventures.